I found  many famous love quotes while randomly surfing and I was quite pleased. They have literally thousands of witty, humorous and really funny love quotes on all aspects of love and relationships. And the quotations come from numerous places such as books, movies, poets, songs ,and famous authors. If you have had your share of relationships and had experienced the ups and downs of love and romance, you will find a gem here..

Follows are some interesting selections that I really liked:

Judy: Let me tell you something, kid. Love means never having to say you’re sorry. Howard: That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. (From the movie WHAT’S UP DOC?)

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell (JOAN CRAWFORD )

EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest.  (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)

Just because I have rice on my clothes Doesn’t mean I’ve been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. (PHYLLIS DILLER )

I know happy couples… But I think they lie to each other (From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE)

A man can be happy with any woman As long as he doesn’t love her (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

NYMPHOMANIAC: A man’s term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does. FRIGID: A man’s term for a woman who wants to doit less often than he does! (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)

In Oxford, Ohio, it’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture. (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe!  (JACKIE MASON )

A woman’s appetite is twice that of a man’s; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.  (SANSKRIT PROVERB)

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country! (ELAYNE BOOSLER )

DESIRE….better known as agony (DON GILL )

If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent Is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? (LINDA ELLERBEE )

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